I won’t stop smiling for a longgg time.
roaduntravelled: double—sevens: Day 1 of Yahoo’s Tumblr ownership: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming. I’m undecided on the issue, but this was too good not to reblog.
crosszealot: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Accurate
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY I just spewed tea all over my screen.
I have the best jobs ever. My internship is just what I needed and God really knew exactly what I needed (duh, I know!) and the people are fantastic to work with, flexible, interested in hiring me after graduation, and have faith in me and my abilities. My nanny job is fantastic and I can’t wait for that to start—my girls are so sweet, they lease a horse so thank God part of my summer...
herp de derp
thecharmingswashbuckler: winlark: rococoms: relright: colfersaurusrex: I think everyone knew a weird girl obsessed with horses when you were growing up if you didn’t know a horse girl you probably were the horse girl It’s frightening how true this is. I was that horse girl. my sister and I were the horse girls, her more than me I STILL AM THAT GIRL. even though I’m in...
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku